Anonymous asked: "ya put stuff in then ya get hot stuff"
Anonymous asked: "HOW DO I GET YOU TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME"
spontaneously burst into an elaborate song and dance number
Anonymous asked: "do you remember the night you made six rappers run"
i never would forget
Anonymous asked: "seriously you published that one? why?"
why do i do anything that i do
Anonymous asked: "jam stork???"
Anonymous asked: "You have five hours alone in a room with a subway sandwich, meatball. What do you do?"
put that motherfucker out of its misery because meatballs are gross
Anonymous asked: "You have been given the award for not committing mass murder on the imbeciles that crowd your life"
i feel i’ve earned it
it’s my proudest possession
Anonymous asked: "the most undeserved tumblr fame award"
this would probably be mean except that i agree with you
asked: "And the award for best EVERYBODY GET UP, IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW, WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN' DOWN, WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE, DO YOUR DANCE AT THE SPACE JAM, ALRIGHT."