i’m jimmy i’m an 18 year old dude who cosplays, dokis over my wife and doesn’t tag my homestuck var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); ♥Tumblr (3.0; @dorkstrider)http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somethingexcellent.tumblr.com/post/50769278945/dorkstrider-replied-to-your-post-whats-the">somethingexcellent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_3026e96c5d24_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/">dorkstrider</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://somethingexcellent.tumblr.com/post/50768984580/whats-the-opposite-of-cute">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://somethingexcellent.tumblr.com/post/50768984580/whats-the-opposite-of-cute">whats the opposite of cute</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote> <div>u</div> </blockquote> <p>this is why i dont go to perthstuck meetups</p> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50769354944http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50769354944Sat, 18 May 2013 20:59:18 -0300snorting laughter<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma87hmJzT51qkzcyao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nostalgiccup.tumblr.com/post/48963347951/strifeandslash-daveleijon-theyre-here">nostalgiccup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strifeandslash.tumblr.com/post/48961511207/daveleijon-theyre-here">strifeandslash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daveleijon.tumblr.com/post/31389995469/theyre-here">daveleijon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THEYRE HERE</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae1aa3716664540a24e317f0a730e3e5/tumblr_inline_mlvxstBCsK1qj3h45.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2a6de894b2da9f80565ffac6e450f827/tumblr_inline_mlvz1a6GI01qio4rt.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50769275107http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50769275107Sat, 18 May 2013 20:58:03 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef04bef1cd244ab30b959902464907f3/tumblr_mm50xwHtka1qiods0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atenineten.tumblr.com/post/49383347558/how-vulgar">atenineten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how vulgar</p> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50769202750http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50769202750Sat, 18 May 2013 20:56:56 -0300meenahalpha trolls<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f738f15e00915bc7d887d9da5a4b2de7/tumblr_mlw6db9Kmw1rap5tzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768967020http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768967020Sat, 18 May 2013 20:53:19 -0300jimmy likes doges<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25afee655d8a1377b38eedf6e8278a64/tumblr_mmz2auWPZb1rpgispo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toastyhat.tumblr.com/post/50696511278/davey-requests-are-closed">toastyhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>“DAVEY!”</em></p> <p><em>—</em></p> <p>Requests are closed.</p> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768772412http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768772412Sat, 18 May 2013 20:50:19 -0300fuck man i support thisdave striderbro striderhomestuck kids<p>my house is very ocean themed and in a world where i was more awesome i could probably use that to my advantage w/ dirk</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768477402http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768477402Sat, 18 May 2013 20:45:50 -0300those fuckin fish on the wall<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a44b37b53b0d457769dcc1b6a86234d9/tumblr_mn0pun8mDC1ropseqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i am all ready and prepared for photoshoot</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768254240http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50768254240Sat, 18 May 2013 20:42:23 -0300i chose this exact dumbass pose to show you my kickass orange converse but it failed<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73ca6d7c4e33cc6ad0eea66a66ac98c8/tumblr_mmgi2b92zz1s7zkeeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://koreancrayons.tumblr.com/post/49900444275/roxy-lalondes-four-eyed-cat-symbol-thingy-3">koreancrayons</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Roxy Lalonde’s four eyed cat symbol thingy :3</p> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50734384684http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50734384684Sat, 18 May 2013 12:42:09 -0300kits<div class="hide_overflow"><a class="username" href="http://starducks.tumblr.com/">starducks</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732252646/i-was-going-to-go-to-bed-but-instead-i-spent-forty">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em><a href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732252646/i-was-going-to-go-to-bed-but-instead-i-spent-forty">i was going to go to bed but instead i spent forty&#8230;</a></em></div> <blockquote>i have my camera ready! :D</blockquote> <p>oh dude are you coming to the shoot now????</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50733320796http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50733320796Sat, 18 May 2013 12:26:00 -0300<p>oh no no that’s my real hair but i’m flattered that you think it’s a wig (i think)</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50733258777http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50733258777Sat, 18 May 2013 12:25:04 -0300<p><a href="http://kranberrylaunchpad.tumblr.com/"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/avatar_c1ed2e269fed_40.png"/></a><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://kranberrylaunchpad.tumblr.com/">kranberrylaunchpad</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732979562/i-dont-even-need-black-lipstick-for-dirk-as-you">photo</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732979562/i-dont-even-need-black-lipstick-for-dirk-as-you">i don’t even need black lipstick for dirk as you&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>Ok, where’d you get the black lipstick because I cannot find any anywhere</blockquote> <p>iiiiii ordered it online from mame clothing which are a store right here in perth!!! which is great</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50733132989http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50733132989Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:08 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f773e6955b7d6ab40dbe32473c259f6/tumblr_mn02mlukbp1ropseqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i don’t even need black lipstick for dirk</p> <p>as you can see doing his makeup test was a very focused and successful endeavour</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732979562http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732979562Sat, 18 May 2013 12:20:45 -0300there's actually not much to it until i get into contouring but that foundation is that little bit too dark forthe natural sort of shade i prefer when i'm cosplaying himmy eyebrows look good dark though so there's thati need a face tag<p>i was going to go to bed but instead i spent forty minutes makeup testing and restyling my dirk wig for tomorrow because that was the obvious sensible option</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732252646http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50732252646Sat, 18 May 2013 12:09:30 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff7b685dfe09a48825bc30bb9dbcf9f8/tumblr_mmzzwbAV6Z1qcjnj8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tunacaptor.tumblr.com/post/50729312717/eeeeee-look-at-the-doge">tunacaptor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Eeeeee look at the doge!</p> </blockquote> <p>!!!!!!!!!</p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50729990773http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50729990773Sat, 18 May 2013 11:33:15 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ebcbce2c44fdc95932fb1366409fca29/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01c4492cf1fa14d1d551a4009ce2a5cb/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f2edbdd6955ba8d454ebc34a3f1c4dc/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b9ed07c038a5c24573dbdad02201f52/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/881c948578f6ee7e5c5ea52350048a4b/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e7930a06ac036854a2a8c3544b6ce80/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/697073d45a28931065afbc14d54df3ba/tumblr_mmt7rfijWv1qzd1qwo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726429918http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726429918Sat, 18 May 2013 10:29:43 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d421746664117097e6c546c2e310d84/tumblr_mmzx5uH7yp1ropseqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726074606/what-are-you-even-saying-to-me">dorkstrider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what are you even saying to me </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b2c61143eecd41261ff372a42420720c/tumblr_inline_mmzxajFdtW1qz4rgp.png"/></p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726232671http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726232671Sat, 18 May 2013 10:25:50 -0300<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d421746664117097e6c546c2e310d84/tumblr_mmzx5uH7yp1ropseqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>what are you even saying to me </p>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726074606http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50726074606Sat, 18 May 2013 10:22:42 -0300fuckin fantrolls<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5bfab2c493445faf99d2e46470a609e/tumblr_mmzsxa0RJf1qeyu2co1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/82ef75f2ae6eaedc5a6cdde9c5c326e3/tumblr_mmzsxa0RJf1qeyu2co2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/595c04a4635377be91bc7f7a614ed733/tumblr_mmzsxa0RJf1qeyu2co3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/080dd201493145ccf2211b8756c70611/tumblr_mmzsxa0RJf1qeyu2co4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightoflime.tumblr.com/post/50722128367">knightoflime</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I got a Facebook friend request from someone I didn’t know and proceeded to have the most incredible conversation of my lifetime</p> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50722221730http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50722221730Sat, 18 May 2013 08:53:47 -0300i'm so glad this happened<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1683ab6a3c22ed5ada47a6dd10bacbd7/tumblr_mhms2gQ4Vm1s32n64o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9115ac22bcaaf8d8f0250cf53a8cd7c3/tumblr_mhms2gQ4Vm1s32n64o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50718918481http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50718918481Sat, 18 May 2013 07:12:50 -0300<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db44c312fb443d7b1b0419b45a1eafab/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00df2259310f13a77be5aff2ff69038e/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1db944e5e96ca325e500a96e4423a245/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/65c10ae514aea9102415c6c312219e27/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b005a1f0c0b81505b827fb684ed50f85/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfa8ff91611e9a705471890b04cd5e24/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8a92592297a5115ca56a14423e72aadd/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef548f1aec959bf8a073d82afbb9c622/tumblr_mmx6292bnh1qa9jn1o7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://smeagoled.tumblr.com/tagged/fa"><strong>Awesome Female Challenge</strong></a> » Favorite lead female character + A female character you relate to</small></p> <blockquote> <div><em><small>I know stealing a foot is weird. But, hello, living in a house where a foot is available to be stolen is weird.</small></em></div> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50718271709http://dorkstrider.tumblr.com/post/50718271709Sat, 18 May 2013 06:51:33 -0300claire chanmy fictional girlfriendsix feet under