if dave is self conscious of his red eyes, he shouldn’t be
he could go into stores and get a shopping cart full of stuff and then go to the checkout line and open his eyes really wide and be like
“Y O U R G R O C E R I E S A R E M I N E N O W”
and then the clerk would pass out and he gets free groceries
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